Posted ‘high noon ? ?️ bells’ Saturday 16th May 2026
“LAST CHANCE SALOON FOR WISSA!”
SJP IN 1967 *** A programme from the first time the Geordie Times saw NUFC play West Ham ****A 1-0 win (og) in front of 38,863 (6d = 2 & a half pence!)
The last home game of a thuraleee exhaustion season comes on Sunday at the ridiculous time of ‘5:30 bells ?’
Assuming he gets some game time, this iz the last chance that £55 million summer signin Yoane Wissa haz of scorin a Premyaa Leegue goal at SJP!— That’s reet! he haz scored az many home goals az me this season in a top flight game!
Indeed, he haz anly scored ONE Premyaa Leegue goal so far!—at Relegated Bornleee!
£55 MILLION for one away goal!????
Joelinton iz a doubt with a thigh injury and Fab Schar will take nee part in wor last 2 games of the season! (He could well be on the move!)
A win for us would aalmost condemn the east Londoners to Championship futbaall next season, so they will be fightin for their lives come kick off time!
A full Geordie Times match report will appear here on Munday!