Newcastle United squad now analysed

Written on Monday, 02 March 2026
Harry

I just wanted to contribute my thoughts on the Newcastle United squad.

This follows the weekend loss to Everton and ahead of Manchester United at St James’ Park on Wednesday night.

Into March now and my thoughts on this Newcastle United squad:

Nick Pope, Aaron Ramsdale

Seen worse. both erratic.

Kieran Trippier

Big heart but too old and too slow now.

Tino Livramento

Good, majorly injury prone.

Sven Botman

Good, majorly injury prone.

Malick Thiaw

Decent, odd error, good signing.

Dan Burn

Big heart, but too old and too slow now.

Lewis Hall

Very good

Bruno

Very good, usually of sound fitness.

Joelinton

Injury prone, bumble foot, yet a bossman – on his day.

Sandro Tonali

Decent but erratic.

Joe Willock

Very average.

Jacob Murphy

Very average.

Jacob Ramsey

Erratic, might be decent.

Lewis Miley

Good, obviously injury prone.

Will Osula

Headless chicken, immature.

Anthony Gordon

Erratic, decent, predictable.

Harvey Barnes

Erratic, decent, injury prone.

Nick Woltemade

Slow, no pace, can’t jump/head, no aggression, good touch at times, seems sound injury-wise. Eddie Howe hellbent on finding his ideal position. There isn’t one.

Yoane Wissa

Decent, not recovered from injury.

Anthony Elanga

Headless chicken, needs to think more, pacey, potential to be decent.

A few other thoughts…

Coaching – dire set pieces in general. Have no real set-pieces from open play, movement patterns.

Possession, of the poor type, side-to-side passing mediocrity, no real defence splitting ball players.

Ideal formation(s) not sorted as yet.
Physio, weight-training, mobility, flexibility work clearly ill-thought out. Need a strict system in place looking for shortfalls in each area.

No Amanda Staveley, club feels colder.

The Rat issue – we never recovered from.

And we wonder why we aren’t battling for a Champions League spot.

Onwards and upwards.

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