Posted ‘high noon bells ?’ Wedinzday 6th May 2026
It iz still mathematically possible for NUFC to be relegated IF we lose wor last 3 games and The Jellied Eels Mob of West Ham win theirs by big scores!— They will then be equal on points!
Wor goal difference iz minus 2, while West Ham’s iz minus 19, so the very, very unlikely scenario iz az follows!
NUFC lose 3-0 at Forest
Goal difference minus 5
West Ham beat The Arse 3-0 at home
Goal difference minus 16
NUFC lose 3-0 at home to WEST HAM!
Goal difference NUFC minus 8
Goal difference minus 13
NUFC lose 3-0 at The Cottage Pies of Fulhim in wor last game
Goal difference minus 11
WEST HAM beat Leeedz 3-0 in their last game
Goal difference minus 10
This sequence of events surely cannot happen!—-surely?