Hit for six | 2026 FIFA World Cup
19/07/2026
Hit for six | 2026 FIFA World Cup
England played in a World Cup final last night and our brave Three Lions hit France for six. But what does it actually mean? Marcus, Luke and Pete try to make sense of that on today’s Ramble.Plus, there is the small matter of the World Cup final this evening. Who do we think will win between Spain a
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Hope, Brit | 2026 FIFA World Cup
17/07/2026
Hope, Brit | 2026 FIFA World Cup
Here we are everybody, the morning after the morning before, still asking WHY THOMAS TUCHEL THREW THE GAME AWAY! Please, someone pass the copium.Marcus, Jim & Pete are here to give their final thoughts on that Argentina game, and also look forward to the bronze final against France. It's a final eve
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Same same, but worse | 2026 FIFA World Cup
16/07/2026
Same same, but worse | 2026 FIFA World Cup
Here we are again! England have crashed out of another major tournament in disappointing fashion. Wasn’t Thomas Tuchel meant to fix all this?Join Marcus, Luke and Jim as we all process our disappointment together.Get your Football Ramble x Admiral kit here.Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok an
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England vs Argentina Preview: Where’s Geller when you need him? | 2026 FIFA World Cup
15/07/2026
England vs Argentina Preview: Where’s Geller when you need him? | 2026 FIFA World Cup
You can count on one hand the number of times Marcus' aunt has been giddier. England are in the bloomin' semi-finals of the World Cup TONIGHT! Argentina await... feeling nervous yet?Marcus is joined by Luke and Jim to look ahead to one of the biggest games in English football history. Can the Englan
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Weird, even for a taxidermist | 2026 FIFA World Cup
15/07/2026
Weird, even for a taxidermist | 2026 FIFA World Cup
And guess what? France got absolutely stuffed last night. Marcus, Luke and Jim gather themselves after a truly devastating display from the Spanish (feat. the devastatingly sexy Ferran Torres) which sent France's superstars packing.But why did France look so clueless? What was Didier Deschamps doing
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The art of suspension bridges | 2026 FIFA World Cup
14/07/2026
The art of suspension bridges | 2026 FIFA World Cup
Marcus is back from a top secret intel mission in France, just in time for THE WORLD CUP SEMI-FINALS! Luke and David join him to praise FIFA’s rigorous seeding process - nice one, Gianni.We pick England’s potential poison from the How The Other Half Live Derby, as Spain look to keep a lid on things
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Give spidercam citizenship | 2026 FIFA World Cup
12/07/2026
Give spidercam citizenship | 2026 FIFA World Cup
ENGLAND ARE THROUGH TO THE LAST FOUR! For just the fourth time in England's history, we have a men's World Cup semi-final to rub our thighs about. Luke and Vish join Pete – who's come painted as a roundabout for the occasion – to unpack another rollercoaster night and another Jude Bellingham masterc
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At our Witsel’s end | 2026 FIFA World Cup
11/07/2026
At our Witsel’s end | 2026 FIFA World Cup
You’re fighting for your life in a World Cup knockout…. Spain are banging down the door and the pressure’s on… And you turn to unemployed 37-year-old, Axel Witsel. Yeah, cheers Belgium, thanks for coming.Pete, David and Luke bid farewell to our Belgian brethren after unfortunate injuries left them l
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The Hartlepool Flymo Massacre | 2026 FIFA World Cup
10/07/2026
The Hartlepool Flymo Massacre | 2026 FIFA World Cup
France had a beautiful day as they eased past Morocco to reach the semi-finals of the World Cup. Can anyone stop them? Pete, Luke and David reflect on last night’s football on today’s Ramble.Elsewhere, Dan Burn has been doing some big, beautiful backflips. Could owning sheep help teams win the World
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Mailbag: Has the 48-team World Cup been a success? | 2026 FIFA World Cup
09/07/2026
Mailbag: Has the 48-team World Cup been a success? | 2026 FIFA World Cup
With dozens of hours of sleep lost to the sheer chaos of the World Cup schedule over the past month, perhaps a one night break from the football wasn’t the worst thing in the world. And now we’re well rested, it seems like the ideal time to reflect on some of the joy, heartbreak, and downright baffl
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Wait, are they the good guys? | 2026 FIFA World Cup
08/07/2026
Wait, are they the good guys? | 2026 FIFA World Cup
Egypt were on the cusp of an era-defining result, but then… Argentina gonna Argentina. Marcus, Luke and Vish try to work out if the good guys won that outrageous match out in ATL or if THE ENTIRE TOURNAMENT IS MASSIVELY RIGGED.In less goal-happy matters, Charlie lost out to the Chocolate Factory and
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An "official" FIFA World Cup "flesh spot" | 2026 FIFA World Cup
07/07/2026
An "official" FIFA World Cup "flesh spot" | 2026 FIFA World Cup
Cristiano Ronaldo is out of the World Cup! A lesson to everybody that we all get to a point in life where we simply become nothing more than a nuisance to everyone around us. Cristiano, it's time to call it a day old son.Marcus, Vish & Pete are here to dwell on the downfall of one of football's all-
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England sink the Azteca | 2026 FIFA World Cup
06/07/2026
England sink the Azteca | 2026 FIFA World Cup
The Azteca, one of football's mystic powers, has been conquered by Thomas Tuchel and his merry band of fine England men.Today, Marcus, Luke and Vish are here alongside their giddy aunts to relive last night’s action. It was a joyous evening where Jude Bellingham went full Zinedine Zidane and Harry K
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England vs Mexico Preview: Tuchel is activated | 2026 FIFA World Cup
05/07/2026
England vs Mexico Preview: Tuchel is activated | 2026 FIFA World Cup
After a long 40 years, England are heading back to the Azteca! Has anyone mentioned the altitude yet?On today’s preview show, Marcus and Vish are on hand to discuss team selection, game approach and little tumescence-assisting blue pills.Plus, we've got questions about the security measures around E
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Two-footed giraffes, The Greatest Showman and Norwegian brown cheese | 2026 FIFA World Cup
05/07/2026
Two-footed giraffes, The Greatest Showman and Norwegian brown cheese | 2026 FIFA World Cup
Paraguay put in a generational display of housery in their loss to France last night. It was one for real anarchists to enjoy (aka Pete Donaldson).Marcus, Vish and Pete wonder whether France should be concerned at all after this game. We also say goodbye to our old friend Jesse Marsch after Canada's
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Dog champagne | 2026 FIFA World Cup
04/07/2026
Dog champagne | 2026 FIFA World Cup
Cape Verde, take a bow gentlemen. The curtain falls on their first World Cup appearance, but take nothing away from them - they have been outstanding this tournament. So to give them the credit they truly deserve, on today's show we discuss a big fluffy dog wearing ear defenders in the stands.Pete t
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Please don’t send me to Preston | 2026 FIFA World Cup
03/07/2026
Please don’t send me to Preston | 2026 FIFA World Cup
For our collective sins, Cristiano Ronaldo and his Portugal bros have made it to the round of 16. Cheers Snicko.Luke tells Marcus and Pete why he simply cannot fathom the idea that Croatia's Igor Matanović touched the ball on its way to Joško Gvardiol. Plus, a much-needed update on Danny Murphy's ca
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Tony Bazball | 2026 FIFA World Cup
02/07/2026
Tony Bazball | 2026 FIFA World Cup
DR Congo, you’ve been discharged thanks to Thomas Tuchel and Tony Baz’s beautiful England boys. But should we be worried about the performance? Marcus, Luke and Jim are here to discuss.Elsewhere, Belgium’s win over Senegal is a reminder not to fall asleep mid-match. Plus, we learn how England could
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England vs DR Congo Preview: Now it gets serious | 2026 FIFA World Cup
01/07/2026
England vs DR Congo Preview: Now it gets serious | 2026 FIFA World Cup
Marcus, Jim and Pete were live on YouTube to preview England's clash with the Good Doctor. But will it be just the medicine Thomas Tuchel and his men need for the knockouts?We discuss the right back situation as Reece James and Jarrell Quansah are sidelined, while there's plenty of debate about the
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Danny Murphy's long lost cat | 2026 FIFA World Cup
01/07/2026
Danny Murphy's long lost cat | 2026 FIFA World Cup
Graham Potter and his cowboy hat have been sent packing at the hands of the French. Pity for Potts, and for the rest of the teams in the tournament. Those boys in blue look frighteningly good.Marcus, Jim & Pete are here to heap their praise on that glorious French front line. Plus, Norway row on int
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The final Nagel in the coffin | 2026 FIFA World Cup
30/06/2026
The final Nagel in the coffin | 2026 FIFA World Cup
We’ve had our first major scalp! Julian Nagelsmann’s German slugs have been sent Heim at the hands of plucky old Paraguay. Pete, Luke and David are here to celebrate.Elsewhere, things get even worse for the Germans as their infamous guru is proved wrong after Morocco saw off the Netherlands. Plus, B
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Yes we Canada! | 2026 FIFA World Cup
29/06/2026
Yes we Canada! | 2026 FIFA World Cup
The knockouts are underway! And bloody hell let's hope it gets better from here.Marcus, Luke and Jim unpack what might be the worst game of the tournament so far between Canada and South Africa (sorry Canada). We do give Jesse Marsch and his men their dues and then do an in-depth analysis of every n
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Soak… and strike | 2026 FIFA World Cup
28/06/2026
Soak… and strike | 2026 FIFA World Cup
Marcus, Luke and Jim jump back on the pod for a big ol' easay after England's underwhelming meander / clinical, professional job (delete as you see fit). Still, at least Jude Bellingham proved he remains the absolute business!Elsewhere, Croatia qualified for the knockouts (because of course they did
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England vs Panama Preview: Great, we've got no right-backs | 2026 FIFA World Cup
27/06/2026
England vs Panama Preview: Great, we've got no right-backs | 2026 FIFA World Cup
Marcus and Jim were live on YouTube to look ahead to England's final game of the groups vs Panama! Get it done lads, because you'll never guess who we'll have if we finish second...They react to the completely surprising news that Reece James may be out for the rest of the World Cup. Who replaces hi
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