It’s the penalty area, I’ve been asked to be here
05/24/2022
It’s the penalty area, I’ve been asked to be here
Kate, Luke and Pete are here with some deserved props for Sunderland after their promotion back to the Championship, while Grimsby Town set up a tie with Wrexham despite the efforts of international man of mystery, Ian Burchnall. Who is also football’s least recognisable man. Elsewhere, we get a tra
Play
A BIG BLUE TURNAROUND!
05/23/2022
A BIG BLUE TURNAROUND!
It’s blue ribbons and cowboy hats on today’s Ramble, as Man City claim another consecutive league title and Leeds stayed up by the skin of Wout Weghorst’s foot. Marcus, Luke and Jim are here to recap it all!Liverpool put up an excellent fight and were left a point short, while Arsenal put on an end-
Play
The Preview Show: Will they let this slip?
05/20/2022
The Preview Show: Will they let this slip?
The final weekend of the Premier League is here! Marcus, Jim and Andy are here with a tasty lowdown on today’s Preview Show, sponsored by Betway!Frank Lampard cemented his status in English football folklore after Everton’s dramatic escape last night, while Leeds survival hopes hang by a thread. At
Play
After Gareth steps down… Pardew?
05/19/2022
After Gareth steps down… Pardew?
Marcus, Luke and Pete recap a tough night for Rangers as their European adventure comes to a bitter end. STOP BRINGING PLAYERS ON FOR PENALTIES! We also turn our attentions to two former men of this sleazy parish, as José Mourinho fires up the Roma faithful and Alan Pardew joins us from his Sofia bu
Play
Get me to the Redmond
05/18/2022
Get me to the Redmond
Marcus, Luke and Jim are here to look ahead to the climax of a cracking title race, as Liverpool’s charge was almost derailed by Pep’s sleeper agent, Nathan Redmond.We also bring you a Wagatha Christie update, as Wayne Rooney remains as clueless as us, while Nottingham Forest are one game away from
Play
Order of the Bruce Empire
05/17/2022
Order of the Bruce Empire
St James’ Park erupted last night and, inevitably, Arsenal were caught choking in the Geordie volcano’s noxious fumes. Bring out the lasagnes!Marcus, Pete and Jim look back on a disastrous night for the Gunners in their Champions League chase, while Huddersfield battled their way to Wembley. All of
Play
Left foot, right foot, hesitating
05/16/2022
Left foot, right foot, hesitating
As Liverpool two-step to another trophy in the Wembley sunshine, Ryan Gosling’s goals for West Ham put a spanner in City’s title works. Tense times as the season draws to a close! Jules, Vish and Andy are here to recap all that, guide Jesse Marsch to full riproarin’ cowboy mode, and celebrate more C
Play
The Preview Show: Does that make me a gammon?
05/13/2022
The Preview Show: Does that make me a gammon?
Marcus, Luke and Jim are here to pick through the good, the bad and the Rob Holding of last night’s North London Derby. Their two-horse race might be the league’s last interesting one, especially if the Seagulls nab Jesse Marsch’s chips on Sunday. We also look ahead to Carabao Cup II: And This Time
Play
You don’t win friends with salad
05/12/2022
You don’t win friends with salad
Kate, Andy and Vish are here to watch the jeopardy seep out from both ends of the league table, as Man City tighten their title grip and Leeds shoot themselves in each other’s feet yet again.Elsewhere, Watford remind Forest Green that sour grapes are indeed vegan and - drumroll - we look ahead to th
Play
Careful, them ghosts are real
05/11/2022
Careful, them ghosts are real
Careful, them ghosts are realLiverpool kept their title hopes alive, but Man City have already taken a huge step towards next season’s crown by picking up Area 51’s Erling Haaland in Vincent Kompany’s disused ambulance. Yikes.Jules, Andy and Pete round-up the action from Villa Park and plenty more b
Play
Which manager could Pete batter?
05/10/2022
Which manager could Pete batter?
Alex Neil? Roy Hodgson? A backtracking Jurgen Klopp? Difficult to say, really - but we’re here to find out! Pete’s joined by Kate and Luke to wave Sunderland through to the League One play-off final and hear Mark Clattenburg’s footballing masterplan. Speaking of masterplans: we’ve got a Michael Owen
Play
That’s a paddlin’
05/09/2022
That’s a paddlin’
Marcus, Vish and Jim are here to rightfully scold Tottenham after they dared to execute a succinct game plan against our brave Merseyside title chasers. Some mild scorn is reserved for Watford, whose grim season comes to an inevitable end.Elsewhere, Vish documents his stint in purgatory as Man Unite
Play
The Preview Show: My Giddy Ally McCoist
05/06/2022
The Preview Show: My Giddy Ally McCoist
Marcus, Vish and Jim have the keys to your weekend on another edition of the Preview Show, sponsored by Betway!We recap last night’s action, as David Moyes booted West Ham’s European hopes into space and the Rangers surge continues. We also look ahead to another weekend of relegation quicksand and t
Play
That's what football do to ya
05/05/2022
That's what football do to ya
Man City and Real Madrid settled into their familiar roles last night, as Don Carlo's men refused to lay down and Man City were victims of yet more spectacular circumstances. Marcus, Luke and Andy are here to revel in the morning after the night before!Elsewhere, Roy the Boy reminds everyone of the
Play
Cricket!
05/04/2022
Cricket!
Villarreal lit the touch paper in spectacular fashion last night, only for Liverpool to douse it just as decisively. Ah, Europe.Kate, Vish and Andy paint the quadruple bus ahead of the seemingly inevitable, before picking through the wreckage of a ruined relationship in Pep Talks. There’s also chat
Play
Charlie Kane’s hot girl summer
05/03/2022
Charlie Kane’s hot girl summer
Kate, Luke and Pete check in with last night’s performance of Now That’s What I Call Man United, as Ronnie et al reminded us of times gone by. We also celebrate the return of Bury FC, marvel at more Mitro destruction and look ahead to more disgraceful nonsense from Villarreal.Tweet us @FootballRambl
Play
Le football avec le Rosbifs
05/02/2022
Le football avec le Rosbifs
The secret to Everton's potentially spectacular survival? Jordan Pickford's massive bonce - you heard it here first.Jules, Jim and Pete catch up with another chaotic weekend as inevitable relegation claims Norwich and approaches Watford, despite Roy the Boy's rascal sunglasses. We also check in with
Play
The Preview Show: Give it back to Ole, ffs
04/29/2022
The Preview Show: Give it back to Ole, ffs
Some midweek continental capers were rounded off with the Europa & Conference Leagues last night, with British sides struggling across the board. At least we saw the opening night of the John Mossy Moss Farewell Tour up at the King Power.Marcus, Andy and Jim also look ahead to the weekend's Barclays
Play
It’s alright, Des will sort it
04/28/2022
It’s alright, Des will sort it
We've just about recovered from Villarreal's disgraceful showing to get in for another Euro Ramble round-up. Imagine coming to Anfield and trying to keep it tight! PATHETIC.Kate, Andy and Luke also look into Antonio Rudiger's confirmed departure from Chelsea, while Roy Keane casts admiring glances n
Play
Drink Champions League, relax
04/27/2022
Drink Champions League, relax
Man City’s clash with Real Madrid had it all: incredible goals, terrible defending, an outrageous panenka and multiple Pep meltdowns. Bring on next week!Marcus, Jim and Pete relive it all and wonder who will take the spoils in Madrid. Elsewhere last night, Nottingham Forest set up a tasty shootout w
Play
#NotAllTeams
04/26/2022
#NotAllTeams
Kate and Vish are joined by a tanned Jim Campbell for a look into the rumoured departure of comfort’s number one enemy, Antonio Conte. Punch glass for Poch!Elsewhere, Leeds snagged a much-needed point last night ahead of a tricky few weeks, especially since Everton now have access to the Big Man ups
Play
Michael Owen’s dossier of shame
04/25/2022
Michael Owen’s dossier of shame
Jules, Luke and Pete are here to survey the respective car-crashes that were Man United’s trip to the Emirates and Jules’ Saturday night appearance on Pointless!We kick off with the Merseyside derby as Everton sink deeper into the quagmire while Burnley and Mike Jackson moonwalk all over it. Elsewhe
Play
The Preview Show: Movin' Too Pards
04/22/2022
The Preview Show: Movin' Too Pards
Everton need to calm their nerves after Burnley took a scary step closer last night - a Merseyside derby at Anfield will be just the tonic.Kate, Andy and Vish look ahead to a weekend of derbies across the land, as Chelsea take on West Ham and Man Utd will no doubt puncture any joy from the Erik ten
Play
Nketiah Freak On
04/21/2022
Nketiah Freak On
Kate, Andy and Luke recap more midweek Barclays, with Thomas Tuchel furious at his own pitch and an Angry Almiron smashing one top bins - just in time for a transfer!Also, would you like to hear from managers at half-time? Soon you may be able to - though we realise Dundee boss Mark McGhee is probab
Play