After a gruesome battle to win the belt, Jim is residing away from the conflict at the Ramble Intercontinental Senate, and it's heating up at home.Donaco's fingers are firmly on the buttons for a triple threat between Spelgium, The Luke Nation and The Ehantharjah Empire. The three amigos. LET'S PLAY

On today’s show, a Newcastle player gets caught with a bow and arrow, 53 red cards in a single game in Brazil, Cristiano Ronaldo retires from international football and Josh King receives his first England call-up.You know you don’t want to miss this. Join Marcus, Luke, Pete and Vish for the Preview

There was a miracle (of sorts) in Istanbul last night and Pete, Luke and Vish, aka The Scuff Boys, are here to break it all down.Elsewhere, Erling Haaland does his thing and scores a crucial goal and Mikel Arteta does his thing by talking about his hard drives again.Get your special discount on a li

Football should be enjoyable, and Manchester United fans finally got to enjoy some football last night. We’re pleased for one Man United fan in particular…Today, Vish is joined by Jim and Marcus to reflect on the scenes at Old Trafford. Elsewhere, it was a birthday to forget for Unai Emery and Scott

Here to tackle your tough queries today we have a tremendous trio of Marcus, Luke and Jim, who – thanks to a listener – may be able to share the answer to that most divisive question: when are you allowed to start looking at the league table? Perhaps all sides of the debate will be appeased by this

Another Premier League weekend has come and gone, and boy, were we treated to some good action. Despite Arsenal’s win, Jim tells Marcus and Luke why he was impressed by his comrades in the red cartel, Liverpool.Elsewhere, Lisandro Martínez continues to show disinterest in playing for Manchester Unit

Come one, come all! Judge Moore takes his seat atop the Colosseum of Biddy to officiate a title-deciding bout between Spelgium and Cartalonia.And it's a good'un. Think about a footballer called Steve, chances are he's on this list. LET THE BIDDY BOUT COMMENCE!Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok

In tribute to the great Sir Patrick Stewart, Pete's got quite the performance today. Marcus, Luke and Jim are here to witness greatness.Speaking of witnessing greatness, Jim gets very excited about both teams piling into the same goalmouth for a scrap at Everton vs Newcastle on Thursday night. Elsew

Sweet, sweet Carabao, how we love you. Pete, Jim and Luke are here to reflect on another night of scintillating cup action.Elsewhere, we are pleased to learn that Kai Rooney is very much at large at Man United. Plus, we get a great London piss update for Pete Donaldson.Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagr

That's what the Carabao do to ya! What a night for Fleetwood Town who, in Arsenal's very own colours AND at Highbury, took the scalp of Mikel Arteta's aristocrats.Marcus, Luke and David are here to celebrate the greatest night in the Cod Army's history. Plus, a trick or two about performing at the L

Alright, enough Manchester United chat. It's time to give Vish a break from all that misery and crack open Marcus' bulging Mailbag sack.Pete joins the two of them to question whether Crystal Palace should have backed Oliver Glasner when they had the chance. Plus, would Forest Green's 'managerless' s

Here we are again. Man United are flirting with relegation and the manager’s position is untenable. What now?Marcus, Vish and Pete are here to try to work that out. Plus, Spurs’ post-Marbella renaissance continues and we look forward to the BOAT being awarded tonight.Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram

Despite it's best efforts, The Ramble Intercontinental Senate has been unable to locate the dominion of Jimbuktu after it won the belt last weekend. Never mind - it’s back to league business!Speller gets on the 1s and 2s to host a truel for the ages between The Luke Nation, Cartalonia and the Ehanth

Right, enough of that European muck. The Premier League is back on our tellies this weekend, ladies and gents. At the time of recording, Michael Carrick is still in a job - but for how much longer will he cling on?Marcus, Luke, Vish & David are here to preview Manchester United's game against Bourne

Pete, Luke and Jim pick through the wreckage of Man United’s newest new low, after a 4-1 defeat in Como left Michael Carrick on the brink and the United fans scrapping among themselves - admittedly in a lovely Italian stately home.We wonder why they simply refuse to run and we get the INEOS-branded

Goals galore in the Champions League last night and a couple of lovely performances from young Rio Ngumoha and Phil Foden. When better for them to come into form than in a Nations League year? You can hear Tommy Tuchs licking his lips as we speak.Marcus, Pete & Vish are here to reflect on last night

Marcus, Luke and Jim kick off today’s Mailbag with the two most important questions concerning Newcastle United: is Matthias Jaissle up to the job? And does he look more like a cheap magician or failed snooker player?Elsewhere, we try to predict when Manchester United might actually be able to chall

Phwoar, be honest with yourselves. How many times have you watched back that Diego Gómez goal? An absolute peach of a strike that puts Brighton 3rd in the Premier League. So, come on... are they on the verge?Marcus, Luke & Jim are here to react to all of the weekend's action. Plus, confirmation from

Marcus Speller has been on a roll, but can he defeat the Luke Nation as they return to the Jack's Encyclopaedia arena?Jimbuktu might also have something to say about it with Pete on the buttons. Let's 'av it.Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble

Pete survives a night with a freezermeat™ parmo and month-old gnocchi to join Marcus, Jim and Luke, as they check in with Lisandro Martínez vs The Once Great Manchester United.Elsewhere: we wonder if Micky Cazza can survive a trip to Elland Road, Marcus’ England radar plumbs previously uncharted dep

The Man City Circus rolls on and all we can do at this point is sit back and enjoy the “show”. At least the football is quite good…Today, Pete, Luke and Jim are here to share their thoughts on “Hate Watch Wednesday” in the Champions League.Get your Football Ramble x Admiral kit here.Find us on Blues

Poor old Gabriel Clarke. After a tricky World Cup with all of that Thomas Tuchel nonsense, the last thing he needed was an angry Argentinian venting his frustrations at him. A quiet day at the office it was not though as Manchester United sank to defeat at the Metropolitano.Vish gives his thoughts o

After the commotion of Sunday's game at Anfield, we finally got some proper football played between two proper clubs. One owned by a beautiful British businessman, and the other... oh, that's right.Marcus and Vish are here to react to Coventry City's thumping of Newcastle United. Plus, Should Steve

After all the talk and all the statements, the football must carry on and we got a sharp reminder that Man City still have plenty of quality. Today, Jim and Vish are joined by Marcus Speller, aka England Dad, to break down everything we saw at Anfield.Elsewhere, Jordan Henderson channels the spirit