03/01/2021
Arsenal turn the boat around, Gareth Bale’s redemption, and a sly Big Sam grin
Marcus, Jim and Vish are here with just enough time to bid Sam Allardyce farewell, seeing as West Brom will need to sack him before registering another home league win. Sorry, Big Sam, them’s the stats. Elsewhere, we got a nostalgic reminder of safer times across the rest of the weekend’s action, wi
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02/26/2021
The Preview Show: Liverpool search for a spark, a rejuvenated Alan Pardew, and Mino Raiola’s charm offensive
Marcus, Luke and Andy settle in after the Europa League’s usual mix of the good, bad and ugly to look ahead to some tasty Premier League ties. Join us for The Preview Show, sponsored by Betway!Ahead of a tricky test at Chelsea on Sunday, Man United gave some young players more minutes last night – t
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02/25/2021
Dele recycles the bicycle, Pep’s sparkly cape, and the art of Mike Ashley’s deal
As it turned out, the main sparkle in Man City’s autonomous win over Borussia Mönchengladbach could be found on the sidelines. Kate, Luke and Pete are here to give Pep Guardiola’s ghastly jacket the kicking it truly deserves.Spurs also continued their leisurely stroll into the last sixteen of the Eu
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02/24/2021
Another Olivier Giroud beauty, Southampton continue to struggle, and yet more football documentaries
Despite VAR’s best efforts, parkour enthusiast Olivier Giroud took a break from his modelling to score an absolute worldie in last night’s Champions League. Kate, Jim and Andy are here to revel in the beauty of the man and his goal.Elsewhere, we rue Jamail Musiala’s decision to represent Germany rat
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02/23/2021
Roy Hodgson the robber, Zlatan's longest summer, and Joey Barton’s army
Like a wise old panther used to a heist or two, Roy the Boy comes away from the Amex with all three points. Vish and Pete have the unenviable task of trying to restrain Jules on today’s Ramble!We look back at the smouldering wreckage last night but also look ahead to better times: being together in
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02/22/2021
A momentous Merseyside victory, West Ham dance on, and the Liberal Lefties' Great Escape
It seems Duncan Ferguson’s chaotic Ying and Carlo Ancelotti’s ice-cool Yang is the perfect recipe for a historic derby win for Everton. What a result for the Toffees!Marcus, Vish and Jim are here with more news from the Barclays, as Man City win again and Fulham are snapping at Newcastle’s heels. El
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02/19/2021
The Preview Show: Spurs unzip their pockets, the target on Jordan Pickford’s gloves, and football’s most outrageous ban
After a quick whip around the remaining European action, we look ahead to a proper spicy weekend of Premier League football on today’s episode of The Preview Show, sponsored by Betway!Marcus, Vish and Luke wonder whether The Punisher (Gareth Bale) will start against West Ham, as cool cat José Mourin
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02/18/2021
Man City do their parents proud, Fulham run into a strong jaw, and van Gaal defends his honour
Like an Ehantharajah PE lesson, everyone’s abandoned the title race and pitched up in the beer garden.Marcus, Andy and Vish react to Man City’s latest cruel display, which had our favourite football tactics pervert purring over Bernardo Silva. Elsewhere, Fulham’s optimism was ground down at Burnley
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02/17/2021
Liverpool get back to their roots, a marvellous Kylian Mbappé hat-trick, and Norwich City dial into the matrix
A lads’ trip to Budapest looks to have done the trick for Liverpool’s knackered squad, as they swept aside RB Leipzig and a peculiarly underdressed Julian Nagelsmann last night. Kate, Luke and Pete are here to settle back into that comfy armchair on today’s episode of the Ramble - join us!We also ma
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02/16/2021
It’s Timo time, David Moyes tickles our fancy, and National League chaos
Steve Bruce insisted that nothing about Newcastle’s approach would change without Callum Wilson – and seeing how they underwhelmed and lost handsomely, perhaps he’s right… Jules, Jim and Andy are here after Chelsea’s clock finally struck Timo Time and David Moyes cast out those poor Sheffield United
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02/15/2021
Man City pummel Spurs, Liverpool get a karate kick in the teeth, and Keggy turns 70
Like wee Willie Johnston, Man City have got their foot on the Premier League’s windpipe and they’re not taking it off.Kate, Jim and Pete cast their eyes over an incredibly aesthetically appeasing weekend of football, ruined only by Fernandes’ dirty little shinned volley.Elsewhere, Alisson meets his
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02/12/2021
The Preview Show: Chelsea get the job done, Spurs enter the lions’ den, and Jamie Vardy returns
With the latest round of FA Cup fixtures sorted, we turn our attention to this weekend’s Premier League action on today’s episode of The Preview Show, sponsored by Betway!Marcus, Luke and Jim wonder if Spurs will have some commemorative lanyards made should they get a result against Man City. We’ll
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02/11/2021
King Carlo’s still got it, Man City march relentlessly on, and Brighton get frozen out
One night there’s none of that Cup Magic™️, the next we’re swimming in it! Marcus, Andy and Vish dust themselves off after that 9-goal humdinger at Goodison Park and settle in for a new episode of the Football Ramble - join us!Elsewhere in the FA Cup, Man City press pause on the Jaws soundtrack as t
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02/10/2021
More FA Cup malaise, some Neil Warnock pleasantries, and a toaster from Melwood
Jules, Luke and Vish are here off the back of two of the least interesting cup ties imaginable - where was that Magic™️?! Donny van de Beek struggled on as Man United laboured past West Ham, while Burnley just about got their team sheet submitted in time before losing to Bournemouth. Thankfully, Nei
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02/09/2021
Patrick Bamford hits the century, lockdown advice from Max Kruse, and could Harry Redknapp go round again?
Like many of his Leeds United teammates, Patrick Bamford continues to settle nicely into the Premier League routine - and he’s now scored 100 career goals! Marcus, Pete and Andy are here to celebrate this milestone after Leeds’ win over Crystal Palace.Elsewhere, some old school André-Pierre Gignac f
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02/08/2021
Man City distinguish themselves, Everton salvage a point, and Steve Bruce’s Alright Job
Kate, Jim and Pete are here with a title race postmortem after Man City’s hugely impressive win at Anfield put further distance between themselves and the chasing pack. Unsuprisingly, Roy Keane was full of that reserved, constructive criticism we’ve come to expect from him after those bizarre Alisso
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02/05/2021
The Preview Show: Mourinho’s poor jobby, Bruce readies the cannon, and big Phil Jones is back
Where else to start other than in Scotland, where a Hamilton commentator set a new gold standard for football broadcasting this week.Thankfully, Marcus, Andy and Luke are taking no such liberties on today’s Preview Show, sponsored by Betway! We talk about the fallout from Spurs’ defeat to Chelsea wh
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02/04/2021
The Seagulls are soaring, J-Lingz returns, and Sean Dyche’s lookey-likeys
Despite another inevitable defeat at the hands of Man City, Sean Dyche showed he is really full of surprises yesterday. Presumably he’s also full of Croydon salad, too.Jules, Jim and Vish react to Brighton’s latest scalp, as Dan Burn ushers in a new era of incredibly lanky wingers. We also take stoc
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02/03/2021
Southampton have done it again, Sheffield United begin the climb, and Arsenal fully lose the plot
Oh dear, Southampton fans. Not only did your team ship nine goals for the second season in a row, but a delighted Luke Moore is on today’s show. He’s joined by Kate and Pete to pick through the startling, smouldering rubble left behind at Old Trafford.There were some other chaotic results in last ni
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02/02/2021
Newcastle miss out on Neymar, Liverpool sign some cover, and Michael Owen saves the world
A flurry of late transfers rounded off what was a much quieter Deadline Day than usual. Join Kate, Andy and Pete to take stock of the window’s movers and shakers, as Newcastle missed out on Neymar and had to settle for Joe Willock instead.Liverpool did sign some much needed defensive cover, as Schal
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02/01/2021
Newcastle bounce back, Thomas Tuchel has takeoff, and an emotional title win in Brazil
Marcus, Jim and Vish cast their eyes over an all right weekend of football which fortunately threw in a funny named Dutch striker and some goals.Newcastle get the lift they needed with a European Cup triumph, but Bruce is already flying high with all his fan mail. Elsewhere, Tuchel bagged his first
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01/30/2021
Football Ramble x Jameson: Nights Worth Waiting For
In case you missed it, join Marcus Speller and Pete Donaldson for a very special episode of the Football Ramble, where we’re joined by comedian and host of The Last Leg, Alex Brooker!Thanks to Jameson, we’re here to look ahead to football’s full return and things we can’t wait to get back to. We ima
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01/29/2021
The Preview Show: Liverpool find their groove, a relegation six-pointer, and sweet nothings from Paolo Maldini
Is there anything you wouldn’t do if Paolo Maldini phoned up and asked? Marcus, Vish and Luke push that question to its moral edge on today’s episode of The Preview Show, sponsored by Betway!We also look ahead to another crammed weekend of Premier League football, as Liverpool look to follow up an i
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01/28/2021
Sheffield United plot their Great Escape, some Thomas Tuchel good vibes, and a vintage Sean Dyche performance
Sheffield United are now just one win away from matching Derby’s unwanted Premier League record – but we’re dreaming bigger. Marcus, Andy and Pete are here to look over the first draft of plans for Chris Wilder’s Great Escape. Coming soon to an empty stadium near you.Elsewhere in last night’s Premie
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