We are deep in the maelstrom of Newcastle United star definitely set to leave St James’ Park….
As a reminder, this is what has been reported so far.
Premier League club wants to buy Newcastle United star.
Newcastle United star wants to leave.
Premier League club has been in talks with Newcastle United star’s agents.
Newcastle United star desperate to leave St James’ Park.
Talksport say Newcastle United is definitely leaving as per their sauces (sic).
Premier League club is seen by Newcastle United star as much better and more likely to succeed than NUFC.
NUFC want Newcastle United star to stay but he thinks living in another part of England would be far nicer place to live.
Newcastle United star always saw NUFC as a stepping stone to bigger things.
Sky Sports say their inside information is that the Newcastle United star is leaving for sure.
Fans of potential buying club say that this shows how rubbish Newcastle United are and why nobody wants to play for them and why their club is great and everybody wants to sign for them. Especially Newcastle players, even though none have ever done so in the last five years.
Premier League club has offered these wages that are much more than the Newcastle United star currently gets.
A media website that you have never heard of from another country says that the Newcastle United star is definitely joining the other Premier League club.
Newcastle United star has told family and friends he is desperate to leave.
Former players of Premier League club say that Newcastle United star will definitely want to move to their club (that they still make a living from, by saying anything in the media that will make them cash).
Fabrizio (cut and paste from other media reports) Romano says he has the exclusive that the Newcastle United star is joining this other Premier League club.
Newcastle United star kicks off the new season still playing at St James’ Park and the transfer window then closes.
To be continued…Next transfer window opens and all of the above happens once again and everybody in the media and rival fans/pundits are in denial that this nonsense also was the reality in the last five windows and no transfer happened.